PS1 : Amazing food yaar.
Sunday, November 28, 2010
PS1 : Amazing food yaar.
Friday, September 10, 2010
Wednesday, March 10, 2010
- Tried explaining the story of twilight the vampire love saga to my dad over the phone
Me : So there is this girl she falls in love with a guy, who is a vampire, he loves her but wants to eat her as well..
* Long pause on the other side*
2. Dispensed relationship advice on the radio.
RJ : My friend vicky has been dumped, he is upset, what should he do? (OR something like that)
I thinking that I am this major love guru use phrases like Many other fish in the sea, Move on, GET A LIFE! on the RADIO.
RJ : wow, you sound so level headed for a 16 year old.
Me : Yeah, I study psychology. (WHAT WAS I THINKING!!!)
Next day while going to school
My neighbour : Hi, red one from podar studying psychology.
Yeah. Out of all the millions of people in mumbai, My geeky neighbour heard that show.FANTASTIC.
3. Texted my geography tution teacher instead of my friend saying :
FUCK!! I am only done with 3 pages I hate GEOGRAPHY!
The woman read out the text in the class. It was so hard not to laugh!
4. Said " Mumbai is growing vertically 'coz it cannot grow horizontally anymore" in a compitition where I was representing the city, wearing a navaree and all.
5. Written this post during the study leave of my 12th std. Board examinations.
Although there are alot of times when I wish I could rewind,undo and fast forward my life, yet these incidents are what make me who I am and I would rather have it this way than any other.
Thursday, January 28, 2010
Today the same theory can be applied to the friends we have.There are some friends that you can call in the middle of the night when you are panicking about an exam or about the world ending in 2012 and they will answer your call tell you to calm the fuck down,console you and then tell you to slap yourself for waking them up.Then there are friends who you call after say 3-4 months and still manage to have the best conversations with, the kind that clears your head,with them distance or time doesnt change anything,unlike the rest of the world. (Thankgod for that!) And deep down you know that they will always be there no matter what.
But even though each one of us has these friends we still manage to put ourselves in the self loathe mode and declare that we have no friends and the world is a bad place after all. Untill..
We meet these wonderful set of people who completely change our views about life as we know it. The kind of people with who you just "click". They make you realize that all this time when someone gave that loser-ish speech about how there is a whole new world out there and how we are being completely juvenile in thinking that "my world is going to come to an end because my friends arent talking to me" or "the guy/girl I like doesnt like me I am gonna die", that person was actually right because there IS a whole new world out there where people accept you for who you are with no expectations or demands and where you just fit in like a puzzle piece that was in hiding.
^ Scooby and his friends. Different yet similar.
Choose wisely live well - Some mutual fund advertizement.
Tuesday, January 12, 2010
Friday, January 8, 2010
"All women become like their mothers. That is their tragedy. No man does. That's his. " - Oscar Wilde.
" I hate living alone with my dad. It makes me feel like I am becoming more and more like my mother." said Jo. Jo is my best friend forever who I have known since I was in 5th grade, she knows me in an out, and is basically the best thing that happend to mankind since chocolate. But thats not the point, the point is that subconsciously we have started to become what we never wanted to be.
Now dont get me wrong its great to idolize your parents but seriously,everytime we dont get what we want and our parents manage to completely piss us off, dont we always think to ourselves how we are NEVER going to let that happen to OUR kids.
During one of our frequent visits MacD' Jo, Khyati (Now she's the most sarcastic,practical and simple person I know, a rare kind in today's plastic world) and I thought of names from A-Z (for both boy and girl) for Jo's future kid. We even decided that if her husband doesnt approve of our choice of names then he was to be abandoned asap.
I was watching So you think you can dance? and this woman danced like magic, and I thought to myself, " Woah, I am so gonna make my kid learn dayancing". (Oh other thing we pronounce dance as dayance but that story is for some other time.)
Thats when it hit me, " dude why Am I planning my non existant-for-a-really-long time-to-come kid's future?", You know those ambitious mums you see outside school and thank the good lord that your mum isnt that way? the kind who enrolls the child in every class possible and the kind whose children suffer under the burden of her expectations and ambition?
See the thing is, like shahrukh said in kuch kuch hota hai, "You live once", so why not fulfill all your dreams, wild fantasies and do the things that we really want to do OURSELVES rather than wait for our progeny to live OUR dreams? That kid-to-be should just chill and think for him/herself dont you think?
PS: Now this could be one of those ahead of its time posts but what the hell some food for thought isnt it?.
Women talk. (alot)
Its a proven fact.
And when a friend or a friend of a friend or a friend of a friend of a friend (you get the flow) is lovestruck, we get all the deets (short for details - oh I am so cool :P) about them.
Now more often than not, we have NO idea about who the person is and its quite possible that we have never met them and never will, but does that stop us from all the sharing and caring? I dont think so.
So whether they like hardy boys or own an alsatian dog or like to wear fluroscent green boxers or had a fling with their best friend's sister,we KNOW everything. Now you may think this is a mild form of stalking but tell you what this is the female networking at its best.
^ For example :P
Hypothetical situation :
Someone you know but dont KNOW : "Do I know you?"
You : " No but I do". :P
Thursday, January 7, 2010
After 12 years (or more?) Of schooling there are some things that I realized :-
- Math never was/is my cup of coffee/tea/buttermilk.
- Decision making is not my thing.
- Friends/bitches/ambition/lovestruck weirdness nothing lasts forever.
- Shit happens.
My mental state now?
" The paper fucked me so hard I feel like a slut " - Shayan Roy.
Oh my 12th std prelims are going on.I should be studying and Mayawati should be in jail but clearly none of the two are happening any time soon. So now that you are here might as well read something and realize "woah! life globally is the same Bitch".